I fought The War out in space. Other people fought back home, on Earth, and for all the fact that we never did try to nuke each other, there was a lot of fighting. I hope I live long enough to see the truth declassified, so I hope this isn’t news to you. But Yosemite Winter wasn’t an accident. At least not entirely. None of it was. Not the fires. Not the floods. Not the droughts. And those weather satellites over the Pacific weren’t put there to regulate the wildly oscillating weather fronts causing chaos in the Americas. Those hurricanes and everything that came with them were courtesy of the Chinese weather wizards. They were real ingenious little buggers.