Today we celebrate our Independence Day.

Today we remember the Founding Fathers who risked everything to give us a future worth living in.

Today we cook hot dogs on fires.  We drink beer.  We set off fireworks.  We celebrate our freedom.

Today we should all remember to drink responsibly.  Don’t hold the fireworks in your hands.  And never be the bravest fool on the street.

And so I finally say…

On behalf of the people of America…

Happy Fourth of July.

Fourth of July 2000