Jack of Harts

It was a fluke we caught the assassin who tried to take out Trump. He had a stolen car in the perfect place to get out of Dodge the moment he was done. But a bystander followed him close enough to get a good image of the license plate. And Florida’s electronic systems were fast enough to scan the highways and find the car. And traffic was jammed enough for the Sheriff to catch him. One of Trump’s inner security went ahead to scout and saw the rifle. A bystander got involved and got a picture. The computers tracked him. The sheriff arrested him. He should have gotten away, but enough people got involved to stop it. Never Forget the plan…

So the Israelis wanted to help some terrorists find their 72 virgins and came up with an idea. Would you believe they built a company that produced communications equipment from the ground up so they could get in contact with the terrorists and then sell pagers and walkie talkies to them? With a bit of added boom for when the day came to send the terrorists to their 72 virgins? I mean… seriously… I cannot WAIT to see what they do with tin cans and string…

Oh my. The Israelis have been busy. First they kept locking onto terrorist phones and killing them so they ordered some backup pagers. This week the Israelis blew up those pagers. I’d hate to have to explain that wound to the 72 virgins waiting on the other side. Some of them carried their pagers in sensitive areas, doncha know? And then the next day, it seems while the terrorists were attending the funerals of their fellows with their new backup walkie talkies, THOSE started blowing up too. I love it when bad terrorists get turned into good terrorists. And I can’t wait to see what the Israeli’s do with the tin cups and string…