Trump – The Presidency

by on April 19, 2025 at 12:01 am
Posted In: Diaries

On this week’s episode of Trump – The Presidency, Season Two…Donald Trump proves that he is the only man that could coerce CNN to go on the air to tell its viewers that it doesn’t hate America. Fact checkers, the American people, laugh at their alleged admission.

To prove that they are in touch with the common man, the Democrats rally behind a MS13 gang member, who came into the country illegally, who also repeated beat his wife. They demand he be brought back so that he can be deported properly, proving they are the true masters at wasting money and time. The President of El Salvador passed on their ridiculous demand.

Harvard decides to roll the dice against Trump because they mistakenly believe the President is due for a loss. What they accomplished was making regular Americans aware that we were wasting nine billion dollars annually with Harvard! Smooth move Harvard…let’s so how that plays out for you.

Meanwhile the political party that can’t define a woman continues to put themselves out as experts in international trade agreements.

As if to validate their ignorance, the Italian Prime Minster comes to the oval office with a promise to “Make the West Great Again.”

Will we ever see the Epstein files or the inside of Fort Knox? To find out, tune in next week, same MAGA time, same MAGA channel.

– Blaine Lee Pardoe

 Comment 

Magic Malfunction

by on April 18, 2025 at 12:01 am
Posted In: Diaries

A misspoken incantation. A miscalculated potion. A wish made in desperation, or a spell cast with too much confidence. Magic Malfunction is an anthology that explores the consequences, both comic and catastrophic, when the arcane arts—or the pacts to acquire them—go awry.

 Comment 

From the Brim to the Dregs

by on April 17, 2025 at 12:01 am
Posted In: Diaries

Raconteur Press is coming out with another new anthology this weekend. Another fantasy one about magical malfunctions. And if you haven’t checked it out yet, you might want to see what kind of crazy can come out of a good drink. Maybe you find a pathway to another world. Or maybe you get a glimpse of the future. What would you do if you could see things no one else can? And are real? Or could be made real? Check out From the Brim to the Dregs if you want so see what could be. Or maybe what is and we just don’t know it when Our Cup Runneth Over.

 Comment 

Taxation is Theft

by on April 16, 2025 at 12:01 am
Posted In: Diaries

So we just got to see Tax Day. Otherwise known as Taxation is Theft day. The day by which we have to file with the government, telling them how much we think we owe them in taxes. They won’t tell us how much we owe, so we either fill it out ourselves or pay someone else to do it for us, and if we are wrong, they will send us to prison. Or maybe just shoot us with all those fancy pew pews and pew pew seeds they bought during the last administration. And what have they been doing with that money? We’ve been seeing it for the last few months. All those lovely spending sprees in other countries by U.S.A.I.D. Hunting down the political opposition and putting them in prison. Flying in as many illegal aliens as possible. Paying for hotel rooms to house the illegal aliens. There’s so much money to throw around. And all of us are paying for everything. Do you approve of what they are spending your money on? I for one do not, and I’m not afraid to say it.

 Comment 

Daily Lefty News

by on April 15, 2025 at 12:01 am
Posted In: Diaries

In today’s Daily Lefty News, a violent lefty antisemitic Socialist Democrat, but I repeat myself, decided to burn down Jewish family’s home just after the celebrated Passover. Another Jewish holiday devoted to the idea that “they tried to kill us and failed, so let’s eat.” The man broke into the home of the governor of Pennsylvania, set the place on fire like it was a Tesla charging station, and ran away. If violent lefty antisemitic Socialist Democrats, but I repeat myself, would stop burning down everything they don’t like, that would be awesome…

 Comment