So we just got to see Tax Day. Otherwise known as Taxation is Theft day. The day by which we have to file with the government, telling them how much we think we owe them in taxes. They won’t tell us how much we owe, so we either fill it out ourselves or pay someone else to do it for us, and if we are wrong, they will send us to prison. Or maybe just shoot us with all those fancy pew pews and pew pew seeds they bought during the last administration. And what have they been doing with that money? We’ve been seeing it for the last few months. All those lovely spending sprees in other countries by U.S.A.I.D. Hunting down the political opposition and putting them in prison. Flying in as many illegal aliens as possible. Paying for hotel rooms to house the illegal aliens. There’s so much money to throw around. And all of us are paying for everything. Do you approve of what they are spending your money on? I for one do not, and I’m not afraid to say it.
In today’s Daily Lefty News, a violent lefty antisemitic Socialist Democrat, but I repeat myself, decided to burn down Jewish family’s home just after the celebrated Passover. Another Jewish holiday devoted to the idea that “they tried to kill us and failed, so let’s eat.” The man broke into the home of the governor of Pennsylvania, set the place on fire like it was a Tesla charging station, and ran away. If violent lefty antisemitic Socialist Democrats, but I repeat myself, would stop burning down everything they don’t like, that would be awesome…
I’ve been to Dairycon and returned. It’s a little gathering of friends who like Transformers the toys. I brought some of my own collection, my Jack of Harts books, a pair of Xbox 360s, and a some Hot Wheels RC cars painted up to look like Transformers. I ran Transformers shows on one Xbox, Transformers games on the other Xbox, sold enough of my collection to cover expenses, and kept many children entertained as they played with the remote control cars or the games. And that allowed the parents to go touring the show while knowing that their kids were occupied. The cars took some abuse, but they are built like tanks. It’s all cosmetic and some minor sanding and updating paint apps will make them look as good as new. The 360s lived through another year like champs before going back into their personalized protective carrier, and the Transformers and books that didn’t sell returned to their boxes for safe transport back home. A good time was had by all, and I look forward to next year. The one complaint is the Radisson we stayed at. Those beds would make for amazingly effective torture devices.
On this week’s episode of Trump – The Presidency, Season Two…President Trump’s tariffs deliver a long overdue bitch-slap to America’s so-called friends. The US was treated like that drunken frat brother who constantly loaned out money and never got paid back, all in the name of friendship.
When the dust settled, over 70 nations stepped forward to renegotiate their trade arrangements with the US. Meanwhile, China decides to put Wish and Temu out of business by holding firm.
Meanwhile, Mahmoud Khalil, a 30 year old “student” who came here, lied on his application, then decided to stir up trouble is being deported. No one really cares to which country.
Meanwhile, in a surprise cameo appearance, Squirrel Man Adam Schiff returns with a new backpack of lies, claiming that Trump and his allies were involved in insider trading. The Prince Joffrey of our series, everyone is waiting for him to get his comeuppance.
Governor Gretchen Whitmer comes to DC, bends the knee to Trump, and is declared an outcast and traitor by her own party.
Meanwhile, America waits for charges to be filed against ANYONE in the government for fraud, grift, theft, or even jaywalking.
Will we get a tour of Fort Knox soon? To find out, tune in next week, same MAGA time, same MAGA channel.
– Blaine Lee Pardoe
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