Jack of Harts

Unleash your inner mad scientist! Note the exclamation mark. Science should always have one of those, especially when it follows madness! Dive into a wild anthology of sci-fi tales where telepathy, matter-transmission, and volcano-powered rockets ignite the imagination. Packed with tongue-in-cheek humor, bad puns, and mind-bending ideas, these stories celebrate the joy of questioning everything. From the golden age of pulp to the bludgeoning edge of science, prepare for a fun, thought-provoking ride that doesn’t take itself too seriously—but may leave you asking yourself… Do you want to know more?

The war between the Spanish Empire and the Ottoman Empire is one of the great global conflicts of the early modern era, seeing direct conflict in Europe, Africa, and Asia, with the Americas contributing a critical amount of wealth to the conflict. It started a hot minute or three after the Spanish and their Portuguese allies drove the last of the Muslim kingdoms out of the Iberian Peninsula. After the better part of eight centuries of enduring the initial Muslim invasion and the long Reconquista to retake their lands, the Iberians had no intention of allowing another invasion to happen. The Portuguese quickly expanded into the open seas to create a new economic empire covering Southern Africa and Southern Asia and the Spanish walked into the nearest Muslim kingdoms in North Africa with blood in their eyes. Those kingdoms asked the Ottomans for help, and it was on like Donkey Kong.

Their allies in the Ethiopian Empire and the Holy Roman Empire fought sporadic hot and economic wars in Eastern Europe and the Horn of Africa, while the Portuguese and Spanish sailed all over the world to fight the Ottomans and their allies and proxies wherever they found them. Barbary Corsairs. Arabian Raiders. Indian Sultanates. The Sulu Sultanate of the Philippines. They claimed the Americas, found vast wealth there that helped fund their global conflicts, and the sun never set on the Spanish Empire centuries before it never set on the British Empire. The Ottomans maintained effective control of the Eastern Mediterranean despite constant Iberian pressure, but the Iberians fought the Ottomans and their various allies from Africa to Europe to India.

And everywhere the Spanish and Portuguese armadas and armies went, so did their treasure hunters, priests, and settlers looking for new opportunities. It was a mass migration of millions of Spaniards into the new worlds. At least five million Iberians left the peninsula over the next four centuries. That was a statistically significant amount of the total population of Iberia, and it remade the New World, especially after Old World diseases wiped out millions of the native populations in the New World, and millions of slaves from Africa were imported to replace them. Expanding Hispanic populations created the dominant cultures throughout South and Middle America, and as we all know, much of Southern and Southeastern North America also came under their sway.

The Iberian Mass Migration effectively remade the world in their image, and is one of the most consequential mass migrations in known history.

Democrat Politicians in Minneapolis Minnesota lied a few days ago, trying to instigate the Fifth Annual George Floyd Drug Overdose Memorial Riot. The usual suspects attacked federal and local law enforcement who were ironically performing a drug raid on drug dealers. The protestors surrounded law enforcement, disrupting the drug raid, and screamed and ranted. The local police chief actually had the courage to stand up and call the lying politicians out as lying liars who lied to start a riot. And things appear to have settled down.

But Democrat politicians have another usual target of their “mostly peaceful protests” they can turn to. Los Angeles. There have been riots there before. There will be again. These have the usual anarchist suspects flying foreign flags while throwing building construction materials like cinder blocks, as well as frozen water bottles and rocks at local and federal law enforcement and passing cars. Burning cars dot the streets and highways, and building materials are flying from overpasses to land on the people below. This is all in response to the feds arresting illegal aliens rapist child molesters and other usual suspects in Los Angeles. And since those are the Democrat Party’s favorite examples of people they want to share margarita summits with, Democrat politicians have come out in favor of the “mostly peaceful protests” against these arrests. Now the mayor of Los Angeles is an old hand at “community organizing” and “mostly peaceful protests,” so I’m not surprised to see this. She’s the same woman who let Los Angeles burn a few months ago, while she was out of the country enjoying her time partying with foreign leaders and dignitaries. So I’m not surprised that she is allowing more “mostly peaceful protests” to burn down more of her city. This is the ultimate case of “you voted for this” when it comes to California.

Trump called in the National Guard to stop matters before it escalates to full scale burning of the entire city. And of course the Democrats are protesting this. I will be very interested to see if his plan works out, and whether he is able to stop the burning.

Or will the “mostly peaceful protests” “peacefully burn down” the city of Los Angeles as they have so many other cities since the Inaugural George Floyd Drug Overdose Memorial Riots?