Jack of Harts

In an amazing turn of events, poll watchers have reported a massive turnout in favor of the Democrats from an unlikely source. In a miracle of truly Biblical proportions, the graveyards rose up as one and brought a monumental number of votes for the Democrats around the country. It is a true blessing to see our eternally undead citizens show such determination to protect our Democracy from the temporary wishes of our selfish, living citizens. It is an unfortunate fact that there as some among the living who say the undead should not be able to vote. They are deathophobics and must be shunned from society until they repent. Remember that life is temporary, death is forever, and we must show our solidarity with the undead by respecting their right to vote.