Jack of Harts

Remember to board up your windows. Election day is nearly here, and if the party of peace, love, and tolerance loses, hatred and destruction may rule the land. This is a natural by product of the loss of peace, love, and tolerance of course, and is in no way attributable to the party that promotes and supports those virtues. Any suggestion that it does just proves how hateful and destructive you are. But because such hatred and destruction does exist, it is prudent to board up your windows, and possibly even paint some well-known slogans on them, telling everybody how peaceful, loving, and tolerant you are. You also may want to purchase some garden seeds. They end up being unavailable to purchase at the darndest times.