Jack of Harts

It was my birthday over the weekend, and I had an amazing one. Friends came over to eat good and play games. And I really do have the best friends. They gave me coupons for dog grooming and free self-serve doggy baths, because they know I’m the hairiest being on my city block. They got me video games and Legos, both of which are absolutely relevant to my interests. And I had an amazing time all weekend with them all. It’s the best birthday bash I’ve had in years, and I absolutely loved it. A good time was had by all. I’d like to thank everybody who came over, and everybody who sent me birthday wishes. You really made my day.