Jack of Harts

I went into the Mayo Body and Fender Shop for a particularly nasty cyst that needed to be sliced and diced and drained. Mayo Clinic was good as always, taking care of the situation before it got serious, and I have nothing but praise for them. The risk factors for this particular cyst are white young men with lots of hair who are fat and lazy. I must rate this experience at two thumbs down. I do not recommend this ride for anyone. And since I can’t do anything about the color of my skin, my age, or my sex, I’m going to have to do something about the other two. Because I don’t want to ride this ride again.