Jack of Harts

I’m playing a dwarf champion in a Pathfinder campaign right now, and I decided I wanted to get a miniature. So I went to the store to buy one. The only dwarves I could find had no beards. I felt like I was in that meme where one guy slaps the other guy and says “that’s heresy.” So I went to another store. No dwarves. Another store. No beards. I had to go to four gaming stores who stock roleplaying miniatures before I found a dwarf with a beard. This is wrong on so many levels. I call for justice for dwarves! Bring back the beards! Because dwarves without beards is just heresy. 😉