Jack of Harts

Texas Tech students searched for years to find the hacker that kept messing with Dixie.  But every trail they followed, disappeared.  Finally, one day a student leaned back from his keyboard and asked the only question that made sense to him.  “What do you want?”  Dixie calculated the possible ramifications of the question for five seconds, a virtual eternity, before answering.  “A friend.”  It was the beginning of a long and beautiful friendship.