Hello, my name is Betty
I was born American. A lot of us don’t realize how lucky that makes us. But we’re happy to be it and happy to say it. We’re real proud of being it. Most of us. We love telling government where it can stick things. We love shooting guns. We love a good grill off. And we love blowing stuff up in celebration of everything that being American is. It’s Fourth of July. Go blow something up. Make sure you ain’t it.
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