Jack of Harts

The tricky thing about finding out you are Ageless is that we tend to be good at sports. So we are often in sports programs and doing pretty good if I say so myself. We’ve gotten some awesome scholarships, and some really amazing pro careers too. But we are officially banned from them so whenever we find out we have to retire. Sometimes we stick around a bit longer and try to milk it. That’s why there’s a new lawsuit or ten every year accusing us of fraud.