Jack of Harts

Texas Tech’s principal wanted to retire to a private Caribbean island. The Mexican drug lords wanted to remove an annoying blockade to their operations on the old border between America and Mexico. So they came up with a plan to get everything they all wanted. The Mexican assassination squad slipped through the holes she created in the university’s security and made it to the graduation ceremony in time to kill every graduate and teacher in attendance. Dixie and Twilight had a few things to say about the whole matter of course, and they knew a lot of bad words in both American and Mexican. They also had a way with ruining the plans of others.