Jack of Harts

I have the self-image of a twenty to thirty something short blonde.  The plus side of that is that I look really good in a sundress.  The minus side is, I get some real losers hitting on me at the bar.  I’ve heard more about libraries and fines than I ever want to.  I’ve used the “You may be a person of interest to the police, but to not to me” line more than once.  It usually shuts them up.  If not, Jack is happy to show them the door.  He usually opens it for them.