Jack of Harts

The firefight between the Texas State Guard and “certain undisclosed elements of the United States Armed Forces” in Dallas, Texas broke the Supreme Court of the United States of America. The new President had stuffed it with friendly justices, and the Stuffed Supreme Court voted to uphold his actions while vacating those of Texas. But the still-serving justices of the previous Supreme Court did not agree, and their Last Dissent burned through the networks like a brushfire. Those demanding justice for the “Dallas Massacre” dueled with others standing up for the “Last Legitimate Supreme Court,” and many who simply enjoyed stirring the pot. Honest debates and shouting matches alike ruled the networks. The House soon voted to Impeach the dissenting justices, the Lame Duck Senate approved them without further review, and the United States Capitol Police physically removed them from the Supreme Court Building. That did not calm the networks down.