Jack of Harts

On May Day, people dance and celebrate the coming of spring.  On International Workers Day, they protest having to work.  On Loyalty Day, Americans profess loyalty to America.  They all happen on the same day.  As a loyal American, I kinda like Loyalty Day.  Workers Day I don’t understand.  I don’t stop being a Veteran on Veterans Day, so why stop being a Worker on Worker’s Day?  May Day I love though, because dancing around with a bunch of pretty girls never gets old.