Jack of Harts

Grandma Carter is one of the small number of American military veterans who have purposefully and deliberately shot down fellow Americans in order to protect her fellow Americans. When the survivors of Cannon Air Force Base’s brief but bloody civil war officially declared their alignment with the Republic of Texas, she had the highest number of combat kills of any Osprey pilot on the Old Mexican-American border. That made her a top pick to join the Texas offensive against the Mexican Drug Lords, where she racked up more aerial kills. She gunned down a lot of defense drones while delivering strike teams to some of the hottest landing zones in Old Mexico. And she shot down more than one drug runner making for the old border before all was said and done.

Grandma Carter came into the world ten years after her older siblings, and she decided it was her job to follow their example. The stories she tells are truly amazing. A boy could almost believe that Minnesota really was a land of wild animals and dangerous creatures back then. Where things that went bump in the night were actually trying to kill you. Personally, I think she just enjoys pulling the legs of impressionable young children. Like the boy I was back then. But Grandma Carter truly grew up cleaning and maintaining their weapons as the twins tracked down every report they got of animals attacking humans. They even went into Russian and Chinese territory. That kind of permission was hard to get back then, but it made them real world travelers.