On this week’s episode of Trump – The Presidency, Season Two…
At the start of this week’s episode, Axios released the audio content of Joe Biden’s deposition. As it turns out, Robert Hur was right about Biden being a prosecutor’s nightmare because of his mental deficiency. Moreover, it is proof of Biden’s mental collapse prior to 2023, if not the 21st century. Will Kamala Harris, the Democrats, or the legacy media, apologize for their rebuke of Hur? Tune in to future episodes (but don’t hold your breath.)
The Biden family countered the Tapper-fed media disaster with a diagnosis of cancer in the former President, hoping pity would override a sense of national betrayal. The left immediately capitalizes on the nation’s pity by saying no one could criticize Biden’s actions because he is suffering from what is likely a terminal diagnosis. Sane Americans point out that the left no longer gets to tell people what they can and can’t talk about, investigate, or prosecute. Mic drop.
The Supreme Court ruled that Administration CAN deport illegals under the Alien Enemies Act, as long as they are given proper notice. Tom Homan, America’s biggest badass, went online and said, “Hey, members of MS 13 and Tren de Aragua, I’m notifying you, I’m deporting your sorry criminal-invading asses!” Case closed.
Representative LaMonica McIver was arrested for assaulting two federal agents in New Jersey when she illegally tried to force her way into an ICE facility. She immediately played the race and victim cards in her defense. The Department of Justice played the “We have your ass on bodycams shoving federal agents” card in response, trumping her hand (pun intended).
The big lie of this week’s episode goes to Chuck Schumer who blamed DOGE cuts for the Mexican sailing vessel hitting the Brooklyn Bridge. Retards around the world demand that people not refer to Chuckie as a retard because it was insulting to be associated with someone so ignorant. Henceforth, he will be known as a Megatard.
The Supreme Court also overturned a ruling from an Obama-appointed judge that force Trump to give Venezuelans protected status. Justice Ketanji Jackson was the only dissenter because she couldn’t find Venezuela on a map, but then again, she’s not a cartographer (or a biologist).
The US starts work on the Golden Dome initiative to protect the country. China announces that it would be “turning space into a warzone.” Apparently they have never heard of the US Space Force. Heaven forbid we try to protect our own nation for a change!
The South African President visits White House and is verbally slammed for his calls for genocide of whites in his country. Trump all but teabags the guy on live TV, that’s how epic the takedown was. The same mainstream media that covered up Biden’s mental collapse claims that there is no genocide in South Africa. Their evidence is, they haven’t covered it, so it must not be real.
Meanwhile, the House of Representatives emerges from their coma and votes on the Big Beautiful Bill, moving it on to the Senate. Every single Democrat in Congress voted against the largest tax cuts in history, immigration reform, and cutting taxes on tips. Their hate of all things Trump overrode common sense and any concern they may have faked regarding the American people…again.
Early in this episode, Trump, as the voice of reason, calls Putin and Zenensky, telling them to stop being little bitches and talk to each other. By the end of the week they were exchanging POW’s. In one fell swoop, he accomplished more for spreading peace than the now defunct Voice of America did over decades.
Will Marco Rubio de-pants Chris Van Hollen on live TV, or will Jake Tapper ever admit he was part of the Biden cover-up? Tune in next week, same MAGA time, same MAGA channel.
– Blaine Lee Pardoe