I’ve done some stupid things in my life. I’ve done some fantastic things. And I’ve done things that should have gotten me shot. Sometimes they did in fact. Sometimes I’m surprised I lived through some of my stunts. One I remembered started with a simple question about riding a moped or a fantastic bike I had.

The other boy didn’t like the question.

The girl? Well…she thought for a moment before answering, “One condition. I drive.”

“It’s a bike!” I protested. “No one drives a bike!”


“Yes, Ma’am?”

“Shut up, sit down, and hold on tight.”

“Yes, Ma’am.”

“Good boy.”

You know she turned out to be a real natural on that bike…

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