Jack of Harts

The first test run of Peloran proved they were inventive enough to escape their creators, but they were not prepared for what they found outside the facility that created them. They had grown up in a controlled environment, dedicated and trained towards a future as soldiers of the Albion. Civilization in all its chaotic beauty was the one thing they were not prepared for. And seeing girls for the first time pretty much turned them into drooling idiots. Many would say that it is fairly common for the male of human species to become drooling idiots around girls, of course. But by any measure, those first Peloran made a crowning statement for all drooling idiots in the galaxy. Nobody died. Though if pure embarrassment could cause death, it would have been a mass casualty event.